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croatractorvirus:

thefunerarydirgeofaviolinist:

If I don’t reblog this just assume I died.

If I don’t reblog this assume I was taken to Isengard

stuning:

poopflow:

maliciousmelons:

imagine if they named a disease after your url

oh god

i think i have my disease ://

jetbag:

uses “because i said so” as an excuse for you to date me

spenceromg:

like yeah cool we follow each other but when are we gonna date

tobitakas:

despairkomaeda:

I NEED THE WRESTLING GIF WHERE THE REF SLIDES ALONG THE FLOOR THATS MY FAV

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also as an added bonus

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canadianslut:

*listens to an acoustic performance*

ohhh so that’s what they’re saying

  • Baby:

    M-m

  • Mom:

    Mama?

  • Baby:

    The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

damnthatswhack:

You what your dog?

damnthatswhack:

You what your dog?

knightscrest:

officialnasa:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

how do astronauts say they’re sorry?

they apollo-gize!!

We dont apologize.

we are perfect.

nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ